Roland Yeomans is here today to introduce his latest book, The Not-so-Innocents Abroad
—about a steampunk honeymoon like no other…
I like the title. For me it
holds the promise of some wicked humour on top of all the wonder and
excitement
I expect from a renewed encounter with Captain Samuel McCord.
I haven’t read it yet, but… steampunk? Vampires? An alien Empress among us? Seems more than cool.
Here’s Roland to tell you more about it:
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WHERE IS THE WONDER? by Roland Yeomans
The wonder in the books we read seems to be lacking … at
least it does to me.
Yes, it is Friday the 13th: the perfect time for
another stop on my infamous “Don’t You
Hate Book Tours?” Book Tour.
I believe the reason we hate book tours is the same reason we
are underwhelmed by many books hawked in them:
SAME OLD, SAME OLD
Same interchangeable plots with the same interchangeable
characters
Was WWI won by one person?
Was WWII? No, those wars were won
by countless sacrifices of thousands of common soldiers fighting the good
fight.
Aren’t you tired of THE FATED HEROINE who is the sole lynch
pin upon which victory depends?
The world just doesn’t work that way.
The best books and fiction draw from the way the world really
works.
(Image belongs to
Marvel, of course)
Great movie with a
well-crafted script.
And then, there is the dreaded Mary Sue craze currently
sweeping the books and movies.
Take the latest STAR WARS movie: A FAMILIAR HOPE.
It was bad enough all the plots points of IV were plopped onto the script of the new
movie.
They made Luke into a Mary Sue: Rey. She could fix anything. She could out-fly veteran fighter
pilots. She could use the Jedi Mind
trick first time out. She out-fought
Darth Whiney Boy the first time she held a lightsaber.
“The only person you are destined to become is
the person you decide to be.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best fantasies are the ones that tell of the
insignificant person trying her damnedest to survive in a surreal world that
doesn’t much care if she lives or dies.
Take the contemporary, urban mythology of Neil Gaiman's American Gods, in which characters from
ancient religions are hiding out in modern America. Or even the weird
fever-dreams of China Miéville that
combine bizarre creatures with Victorian technology.
In these modern times, where most of us sit at computers or
face a bland commute, fantasy books offer a chance to break out of mundane moments.
Give your readers a prose window into a world of wonders, and
you will succeed in selling your books.
Oh, wait!
I’m supposed to be selling MY book just released in
Kindle format!
I quoted Ralph Waldo Emerson because he appears in my book,
detailing the honeymoon voyage of a cursed Texas Ranger newly wed to an Empress
of an alien race.
The Xanadu, the
world’s first Air-Steamship, is setting sail for a Steampunk adventure the likes
of which you have never read:
It is 1867 in an America a layer of existence from this one.
General Sherman was denied his march through Georgia by
forces beyond his ken. Abraham Lincoln was never assassinated though he wishes
he had been killed instead of his beloved Mary.
The battered Indian tribes of America have a strange refuge
courtesy of the cursed Texas Ranger, Captain Samuel McCord.
A global war of vampire kingdoms is going on beneath the
noses of the living world — and it is interfering with the honeymoon of the
alien empress, Meilori Shinseen.
She ruled the Aztecs when a political execution took place on
Golgotha and channeled her frustration in repairing her starcraft by erecting
the Sphinx.
Joining the newlyweds are Mark Twain, 11 year old Nikola
Tesla, his faithful black cat, Macak, Horace Greely, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Ada
Byron, daughter of Lord Byron, and the mysterious Greek physician, Lucanus.
Lurking in the shadows, hoping to kill them, is the insane
Abraham Lincoln, the crippled General Sherman, the vampires, Abigail Adams and
Benjamin Franklin, Empress Theodora, ruler of the Unholy Roman Empire, and the
vengeful Captain Nemo, following in his Nautilus.
What are you waiting for?
Go to its Amazon page and try its LOOK INSIDE feature, and then buy it
for your very own!
Hey, what are you doing still looking at this page?
Hey, what are you doing still looking at this page?
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Well, if you're still looking at this page... Roland Yeomans has written 35 books. He lives in Louisiana and is a weaver of dreams. Visit him at his blog, Writing in the Crosshairs, or at his Amazon page.
